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Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life Spiral-Bound | August 2, 2011

Jillian Madison, Michelle Madison

★★★☆☆+ from 101 to 500 ratings

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Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the asshole with the Bluetooth, you will surely never leave home without this humorous and useful book ever again!

Zink Magazine
 “This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

Chicago Tribune
Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com, which receive over 40 million page views per month. They live in Connecticut.


Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender.

The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again!

Letters include:
  • Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space
  • Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout
  • Dear Contagious Asshole
  • Dear Constantly Broke Asshole
  • Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks
  • Dear Asshole Boss
  • Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door
And more!
Publisher: Hachette Book Group
Original Binding: Paperback
Pages: 208 pages
ISBN-10: 0762442867
Item Weight: 0.5 lbs
Dimensions: 5.3 x 0.5 x 7.3 inches
Customer Reviews: 3 out of 5 stars 101 to 500 ratings

Zink Magazine
“This book will not only have you bent over from laughter, but you end up realizing that there are a lot of annoying people in the world.”

Chicago Tribune
Tired of being the bigger person? Though it's not the most enlightened strategy, sometimes all you want is to tell a creep off with a brilliant comeback — which, inevitably, doesn't come to mind until hours later… The new book lets you eloquently vent your rage at life's annoying cast of characters, such as the "(blank) boss," the "overly competitive (blank)," the "social media-obsessed (blank)" and the "(blank) who left dirty dishes in the sink" ("P.S. It's been two weeks. Exactly how much longer does that pot need to 'soak'?")

Jillian Madison and Michelle Madison are the creators of several pop culture websites and podcasts including FoodNetworkHumor.com, Pophangover.com, and DamnYouAutoCorrect.com. Jillian is also the author of Damn You Autocorrect! They live in Connecticut.